If some one loves a flower of which just one example exists among all the millions and millions of stars, that’s enough to make him happy when he looks at the stars. He tells himself, “My flower’s up there
--Le Petit Prince.


I would drink 500 beers and I would drink 500 more
Just to be the man who drank 1000 beers and threw up on your floor

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School sucks and I just want to watch Netflix in my pajamas

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all i think about is clothes i can’t afford and food i want to order.

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Going to school with a dress code



Interesting fact:

The BBC series Doctor Who ended in 2010. It was replaced by a show called Doctor Who Cares Now That Steven Moffat’s in Charge. The title of the latter show is often shortened for the sake of brevity. This has caused much confusion amongst viewers with many believing that the two series are one and the same.

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I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

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I will reblog this everyday